This is going to be a short review while I cool down from Hangover Pt II rant. So here come the magical bullet points!
- Too long
- Stop shoehorning in love stories. Especially 2/3rds into the film
- Mermaids are hot and deadly but aren’t most chicks?
- Johnny Depp and Geoffery Rush are incredible here as was Ian McShane because well, Ian McShane is the man!
- Penelope Cruz is purty
- So was the mermaid chick
- I fell asleep during bits of it
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